Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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