that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
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so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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