This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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