Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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