You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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