They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
no. you can't hotbox the world.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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