I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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