i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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