is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
i am craving dick and cupcakes
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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