Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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