I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
vagina is talking i cant
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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