you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
