I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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