He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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