sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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