I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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