Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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