What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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