he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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