i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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