Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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