They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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