GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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