when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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