Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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