Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
