Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
