so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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