The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize