The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
We need a shit load of segways right now
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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