You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Randomize
