It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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