Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
kristin has been a bad kristin
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
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