You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
where does the pee come out of this thing
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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