Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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