Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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