Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
