The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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