whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
