If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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