my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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