Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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