Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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