So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Randomize
