Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
you had me at cake vodka
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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