My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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