i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Too much gin, very little bucket
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Randomize
