So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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