She said her name was "party"
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Fuck appropriateness.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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