I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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