ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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