...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
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