NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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