I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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